its like a dream come true turned nightmare. picture beautiful day at the beach, you just bought a snow cone, there's bikinis abound and all of a sudden, a tsunami made of diarrhea engulfs the coast! there's shit everywhere! you struggle for air as you spiral inward toward the boardwalk 20ft below any source of air trying not to open your eyes, as you impact the kite shop tangling you legs in about a hundred stupid novelty kites the shock knocks the air out of you, you struggle to break free, blinded by peanuts and bits of corn trying not to inhale, but you cant help yourself, you pray for a quick death and slit your throat with a passing conch.

that experience, i'd say, would be a reasonable analog for watching DBZ Evoloution. This movie is absolute garbage! what a waste of fucking time!
the following are my list of complaints thus far:

1.Goku isn't a douche! he would never want to kick someones ass just because he could. he also isn't a drooling moron around girls, sure hes a moron, but a pure one who cant even honestly tell the difference between the sexes. Goku's first kamehameha wave blew up a car on the first try, evolution-Goku couldnt even light a candle with his first one (really). besides that, most of my complaints are are aesthetic.

2. no pilaf, no shuu, no oolong, no pwar, no turtle island, no krillian, no tambourine.. etc.

3.piccolo didn't lay a hand on anyone, and spent most of the movie in pilafs ship, he also clearly wasn't king piccolo. he was also a douche, with no antennae. he overall sucked the cock.

4. bulma wanted to be famous instead of lookin for boys by way of shenron. she was a brunette, but at least she was cute.

5.no reasonable training, the movie moved along very quickly, so quickly in fact it didn't make sense.

6... i forgot the rest, but in general this movie and everyone in it should be stripped, bound, covered in gravy and thrown to a pack of feral poodles.

i'll finish this later, i have work in the morning. :/
BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE!

if you want to see it note me and i'll send you the link, just don't give those son of a bitches any money.